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Week 13

Dakota LaDouceur Filthy McSir
Manchester Punchouts Fuzzy Peaches
8 HR   25 RBI   .571 AVG   1.429 SLG   20 R   12 BB

That is a season worth of stats, and Dakota put up those numbers in just four games! He more than doubled his totals for home runs, runs batted in, and runs scored, plus nearly tripled his total hits for the season. That is exactly the kind of stellar performance this Munson is made for. What must make this week a little more sweet for LaDouceur is that he had a slow start to his season, not getting a hit until his fifth game: a walk-off grand slam! Just like the blast to end that game, Dakota seems to be putting an exclamation point on this season in the final weeks. 		The Coffee brothers came across this cockeyed, yet kindly yokel in need of a shirt on their way down to Whiteford. They eagerly traded him a spare jersey for a tour of "his" peach farm. Filthy twitched up one row of trees and down another caressing the fruit on the branch, then doing the same to his balls. He educated the guys that you knew the peach was ripe when they felt the same. Big fans of both fruit and fondling, the two Squirrels played along even if doubting the science. When the tour stopped at a lopsided barn McSir tore off his sleeves, asked the guys to blindfold themselves, and demanded it was time for a test: identify a ripe peach, bad peach, and his balls. The Coffee's stopped the story here, and changed the subject to asking if anyone had ever tried the world's finest eans.